Shin have search and found this article that may help us to outlived our enemy and live to witness PR govern this country. So guys and gals do drink warm water after meals. Do not drink ais this and that, save it for the Bee-Ns fella and hope for more by-E.
Heart Attack & Drinking Warm Water
Friday, 27 February 2009
Forgive Your Enemies?
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
Thursday, 26 February 2009
Work Smart
The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
Exactly 8 ounces into the glass, without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'
The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies........
Drank the milk.......
Shit on the paper.......
Screwed the other three cats.......
Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
Put in for Workers Compensation...............and
Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOMEN!!!
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
Exactly 8 ounces into the glass, without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'
The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies........
Drank the milk.......
Shit on the paper.......
Screwed the other three cats.......
Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
Put in for Workers Compensation...............and
Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOMEN!!!
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before
Anne Kok
(English) - Any C**k
Hugh Kok
(English) - Hugh C**k
Harry Kok
(English) - Hairy C**k
Steve Kok
(English) - Stiff C**k
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before
Anne Kok
(English) - Any C**k
Hugh Kok
(English) - Hugh C**k
Harry Kok
(English) - Hairy C**k
Steve Kok
(English) - Stiff C**k
Monday, 23 February 2009
Anwar Ibrahim Summerised All In One Speech
Majlis Makan Malam Keadilan KL & Selangor,Padang Timur Petaling Jaya, 22/02/2009.
Shin recommend all Malaysian to view the following 3 part video that you could never ever have the opportunity to view in TV tigasuku channel and others mainstream government controlled stations.
This is by far the best speech of DS Anwar Ibrahim that Shin have viewed this year. You were advice to give a deep thought on the issues highlighted and deduce your own conclusion. Analyse in depth on all those issue mention in his speech. Do not sit and wait for event to happen. Do not be complacence any further, Stand up and be counted, stand up and act. This country is in dire state for change. Change will only come if we the rakyat (All Anak Bangsa Malaysia) rise and exercise our rights.
Video courtesy from Media Rakyat (Thank you Media Rakyat for the good work in bringing us this message).
DS Anwar Ibrahim Speech.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Also view the following message from Mentri Besar Selangor Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim.
Shin recommend all Malaysian to view the following 3 part video that you could never ever have the opportunity to view in TV tigasuku channel and others mainstream government controlled stations.
This is by far the best speech of DS Anwar Ibrahim that Shin have viewed this year. You were advice to give a deep thought on the issues highlighted and deduce your own conclusion. Analyse in depth on all those issue mention in his speech. Do not sit and wait for event to happen. Do not be complacence any further, Stand up and be counted, stand up and act. This country is in dire state for change. Change will only come if we the rakyat (All Anak Bangsa Malaysia) rise and exercise our rights.
Video courtesy from Media Rakyat (Thank you Media Rakyat for the good work in bringing us this message).
DS Anwar Ibrahim Speech.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Also view the following message from Mentri Besar Selangor Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim.
No Offence to Ladies.
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
Withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8.. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and
Withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8.. Insert card.
9 Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Sunday, 22 February 2009
Anak-anak Bangsa Malaysia In Solidarity With RPK
Supporters and Friends gather at the Wharf, stand in solidarity for Pete on his habeas corpus appeal trial to be heard on 23/02/2009 in Putrajaya Federal Court. For many who turn up expecting a sombre mood were surprise that the atmosphere were jovial and positive.
RPK were in high spirits and of his normal self. Well wishers stream in endlessly to extend support, word of encouragement and prayer to RPK. Handshakes, photo-poses, hugs n kisses were a common scene through out the night.
The video clip below capture the mood of the night. This scene were capture after everyone presence raised and says prayers in their own ways for RPK. A visibly touched RPK were lost of words and couldn't give a speech and were overwhelm by emotion at that very moment. Soon after he got himself compose and start telling joke and laughter filled the night again. Among those well wisher presence to give words of encouragement were ex-national badminton player Foo Kok Keong. It was reported that that night there were a nationwide prayer for Raja Petra to be acquited on 23/02/2009.
More reporting from delCapo, Whisperer, Steest, Dawning Eyes
Photo courtesy from PahlawanVolunteers.
RPK were in high spirits and of his normal self. Well wishers stream in endlessly to extend support, word of encouragement and prayer to RPK. Handshakes, photo-poses, hugs n kisses were a common scene through out the night.
The video clip below capture the mood of the night. This scene were capture after everyone presence raised and says prayers in their own ways for RPK. A visibly touched RPK were lost of words and couldn't give a speech and were overwhelm by emotion at that very moment. Soon after he got himself compose and start telling joke and laughter filled the night again. Among those well wisher presence to give words of encouragement were ex-national badminton player Foo Kok Keong. It was reported that that night there were a nationwide prayer for Raja Petra to be acquited on 23/02/2009.
More reporting from delCapo, Whisperer, Steest, Dawning Eyes
Photo courtesy from PahlawanVolunteers.
Saturday, 21 February 2009
PJ Vigil Week 20th (22/02/2009).
Judging from last week vigil where the police block the road leading to the Tarmac area, this week Candle Light Vigil most likely suffer the same fate. This Sunday all vigilers are invited to a private function as details below:
Venue: Lotus State PJ (private function room)
Time: 8pm - 10pm
Date: 22/2/2009 (Sunday)
Event: Dedication, Prayers & Speeches
This Sunday nite will be dedicated to RPK. Those who have guitar please bring along.
Venue: Lotus State PJ (private function room)
Time: 8pm - 10pm
Date: 22/2/2009 (Sunday)
Event: Dedication, Prayers & Speeches
This Sunday nite will be dedicated to RPK. Those who have guitar please bring along.
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
RPK's Habeas Corpus Appeal: Solidarity Plea
Shin appeal to all Anak Bangsa Malaysia to come out from your comfort zone to show solidarity to RPK on his next court hearing on 23rd February 2008 @ 9.00am at the Palace Of Justice, Presinct 3, Putrajaya (Direction: click here for map. Tips: When you're in Putrajaya follow signage that lead you to Presinct 3, once your in Presinct 2 and 3 look out for a building with a big huge Islamic dome, as picture below. Ample parking bay next to the building).
He has sacrifice so much for a better Malaysia for us. In his walk for justice, peace and a better Malaysia for all, he earn also himself a string of court cases that no one person has ever earn at any one time. Should The Court rule in favour of the appeal, RPK will be send back to detention in Kamunting. On his latest article "Probably my last message to Malaysians" an excerpt as below says..... "I shall refuse all medical treatment and visits to the hospital. I shall refuse to accept any food and water supplied by the Kamunting authorities. I shall refuse to leave my cell or to meet any of the prison authorities. In short, I shall shut myself out from the world and keep to my own world of my eight feet square cell. This action will mean I shall survive at the most seven to eight days. By the end of that period I shall be dead. I am prepared for that."
Shin does not wish to attend his funeral, he is one man that does not deserve to die in such a horrible place without friends and family beside him when he breathe his last breath. Shin can't bear to visualise his slow, painful and lonely death in a dungeon cell. Shin really hope that he will retract what he has utter.
We should all pray for him to be able to walk with us again in our struggle for a better Malaysia in the many months and years to come. Pray that he will die of old age in the loving arm of his wife, his children and grand children. Pray that despite all odd, the judges will rule in favour of RPK. Pray that God give wisdom to his team of counsel to argue the case. Pray for devine intervention. Pray that good overcome the evil. Let us all come together to PJ Dewan Sivik this Sunday at 8.00pm to pray for RPK. It does not matter if you are Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Bahai, Christian etc etc. We just pray in our own faith in our own special way. I guess that's the least we could do for this man. Judging from today hearing, all arguments does not seems to favour RPK (View video below).
Shin was disappointed with the turnout in support for RPK. This is a far cry from the turnout on 7th November 2008 when the Shah Alam High Court freed RPK. He need us to stand solid behind him in this most crucial moment of his life. So PEOPLE can you sacrifice one day of your working day for RPK on this 23rd (Monday), for what RPK had done for us. Do not worry about space, Palace Of Justice can accommodate 10 times the number of turnout on that day RPK was released. We have lost Shukree and Markus, we does not want to loose RPK. Why do good people left early and the bad ones seems to live forever? Sigh.
Video:RPK's Counsel Malik Imtiaz comments after trial.
He has sacrifice so much for a better Malaysia for us. In his walk for justice, peace and a better Malaysia for all, he earn also himself a string of court cases that no one person has ever earn at any one time. Should The Court rule in favour of the appeal, RPK will be send back to detention in Kamunting. On his latest article "Probably my last message to Malaysians" an excerpt as below says..... "I shall refuse all medical treatment and visits to the hospital. I shall refuse to accept any food and water supplied by the Kamunting authorities. I shall refuse to leave my cell or to meet any of the prison authorities. In short, I shall shut myself out from the world and keep to my own world of my eight feet square cell. This action will mean I shall survive at the most seven to eight days. By the end of that period I shall be dead. I am prepared for that."
Shin does not wish to attend his funeral, he is one man that does not deserve to die in such a horrible place without friends and family beside him when he breathe his last breath. Shin can't bear to visualise his slow, painful and lonely death in a dungeon cell. Shin really hope that he will retract what he has utter.
We should all pray for him to be able to walk with us again in our struggle for a better Malaysia in the many months and years to come. Pray that he will die of old age in the loving arm of his wife, his children and grand children. Pray that despite all odd, the judges will rule in favour of RPK. Pray that God give wisdom to his team of counsel to argue the case. Pray for devine intervention. Pray that good overcome the evil. Let us all come together to PJ Dewan Sivik this Sunday at 8.00pm to pray for RPK. It does not matter if you are Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Bahai, Christian etc etc. We just pray in our own faith in our own special way. I guess that's the least we could do for this man. Judging from today hearing, all arguments does not seems to favour RPK (View video below).
Shin was disappointed with the turnout in support for RPK. This is a far cry from the turnout on 7th November 2008 when the Shah Alam High Court freed RPK. He need us to stand solid behind him in this most crucial moment of his life. So PEOPLE can you sacrifice one day of your working day for RPK on this 23rd (Monday), for what RPK had done for us. Do not worry about space, Palace Of Justice can accommodate 10 times the number of turnout on that day RPK was released. We have lost Shukree and Markus, we does not want to loose RPK. Why do good people left early and the bad ones seems to live forever? Sigh.
Video:RPK's Counsel Malik Imtiaz comments after trial.
Monday, 16 February 2009
A Message Of Hope?
What does this message tell you? If you read carefully it is ambiguous indeed!What ideas will be appreciated? Unless the ideas that will come from the blue wanting him to stay on as the Prime Minister. The question is, why now if the PM wants a public report card about him if it is not with a hidden message?
Nothing good has been written about him but with brickbats. He takes it to his stride. Tun Mahathir "tears" him to pieces yet he keeps his cool. This is his quintessence!
The viewpoints from the rakyat on the whole are for him to stay on as the prime minister until a suitable candidate is identified for him to pass the baton to. This is the viewpoints he will welcome.
This message does not appear at the specific location without a purpose. This subtle message is to tell Najib that surprises will be waiting for him come the Umno General Assembly.
Yes, we want Datuk Seri Ahmad Badawi to continue his tenure as the prime minister until the next general election. Please steer the country back to the right course and has the fortitude to exercise your executive power to restore hope for the rakyat and save Malaysia.
It is not too late to right the wrong and Malaysians will be grateful and remember you as a capable prime minister that we expect of.
Thank you for the message and it is timely at such critical hour. We will stand by you sir, and please right the wrong before the sands in the hourglass runs to its final grain.
The Concerned Rakyat.
Friday, 13 February 2009
What Has He Done Wrong?
Note: Please read malaysiakini and malaysianinsider and other blogs that carry the details of the trial..“And I would not hesitate to deny my body food and water as an act of defiance just to prove to my jailors that they may incarcerate my body but they can never own my mind or break my spirit.”
“I am not a Muslim by way of mere rituals but a Muslim at heart. It is from God we came and to God we shall return. And everything that happens in-between is part of God’s grand plan.”
“Till we meet again, if we do meet again, take care and keep the flame burning.”
“I am not a Muslim by way of mere rituals but a Muslim at heart. It is from God we came and to God we shall return. And everything that happens in-between is part of God’s grand plan.”
“Till we meet again, if we do meet again, take care and keep the flame burning.”
Do you know this man?
Yes, Malaysians know who he is.
Yes, Malaysians know what he is doing
Yes, Malaysians know what he has gone through
And yes, he is the Malaysians hope to seek for Fairness and Justice!
Do you know what he has to go through?
RPK’s sedition trial – 10 Feb, PJ Court (continue on 12 Feb)
RPK’s ISA trial 11 Feb, Putrajaya Federal Court (continue on 17 Feb)
RPK’s sedition trial – 12 Feb, PJ Court
RPK’s defamation trial – 13 Feb, Jalan Duta Court
RPK’s ISA trial – 9am, 17 Feb, Putrajaya Federal Court
Then, what has he done wrong?
It was Raja Petra (not Ahmad Ismail) who said the Chinese communities are “squatters”!
It was Raja Petra (not Ahmad Ismail) who said the Chinese communities are “squatters”!
It was Raja Petra (not Najib Razak) who said the kris will be soaked in Chinese blood!
It was Raja Petra (not Aziz Sheikh Fadzir) who threatened to bring down the Chinese Assembly Hall!
It was Raja Petra (not Hishamuddin) who raised the kris during the UMNO youth assembly!
It was Raja Petra (not Rosmah Mansor) who was present at the scene of Altantuya’s murder!
It was Raja Petra (not Najib Razak) who was linked to Altantuya’s murder!
It was Raja Petra (not Mahathir Mohammad) who frequently chant the slogan “Malay Supremacy.”
It was all Raja Petra’s (not the BN leadership) fault for championing racism!
The only truth here is:
It was Raja Petra (not the BN leadership) who is detained for all the crimes!
(What he has done wrong - picked up from one of the blogees)
Let us Malaysians stand by him to give him the strength to harness his determination to return unscathed.
Let us Malaysians stand by him to give him the strength to harness his determination to return unscathed.
Written by: Sunny Lim
Thursday, 12 February 2009
Mystery – Unintentional
When something is going to happen, it happens. It will sneak up on you at the unexpected moment and – Bingo!
If everything happens for a reason, then it will be a tough time explaining how and why it has to happen. For sure things do happen for a reason, and most of the time we may not know why.
If everything happens for a reason, then it will be a tough time explaining how and why it has to happen. For sure things do happen for a reason, and most of the time we may not know why.
Well, perhaps it is because of coincidence which is contentiously related to “unintentional.” I refuse to put on my thinking cap and ponder over the differences that have so many similarities.
I enjoy looking at “unintentional” things that happen for a reason in lighter veins. Such public gaffes could end up an embarrassment, hilarity or plain innocence.
Tossing a bouquet of flowers in the air is sure one memorable day for the bride. Yes, it happens for a reason. She has tossed too vigorously in the air and her covering top is too loose. So “oops” is the word.
This must be one damn greedy kangaroo ever found in Australia – can eat and work simultaneously. The child has no inkling what this nasty kangaroo is doing in the park.His good intention happens for a reason – his innocence.
Blame it on the hot weather in Japan and Pakistan?
I am familiar with itchy “paws” of humans just as much as an itchy mouth of a dog.
It has to happen for a reason - a voyeuristic breed.
His dandified posture marching gallantly in his tight-fitting pants has a price to pay for, gaffe. At the precise moment, the uncanny truth has to be exposed.
It happens for a reason – blame it on his untamed libido!
What a splendid choice of colours! She loves white and he loves blue.
I am familiar with itchy “paws” of humans just as much as an itchy mouth of a dog.
It has to happen for a reason - a voyeuristic breed.
His dandified posture marching gallantly in his tight-fitting pants has a price to pay for, gaffe. At the precise moment, the uncanny truth has to be exposed.
It happens for a reason – blame it on his untamed libido!
What a splendid choice of colours! She loves white and he loves blue.
What is it so exciting in her eyes that the strap holds an uncanny noose to lynch the poor fellow? His toes on the tip gasping for air while his futile “argh…” has gone unnoticed.It happens for a reason – unintentional.
Amusing as it should be, a cute dicky in a bottle to take a quick leak. Nothing is more ingenious than using common sense. A bottle is so handy and convenient at the critical time of need. Dare you to imagine what apparatus the models need to take a quick leak?
It happens for a reason – “I can’t hold on any more!”
The man in black suit could not help it, could he? She could be wearing a panty made by American flag otherwise he would not be standing to attention. This is an honourable way to show respect for a flag encasing the bulbous buttock cheeks that are trying to get free.
It happens for a reason – she is an exhibitionist and he is an admirer.
What a low down snake he is, peeking into the reflection of the giveaway mirror. It is curiosity not beauty that is in the eyes of the beholder. So, blame him not, for she is there to entice? Blame her not too, for he has roving eyes.
These happen for a reason – now you see it otherwise now you don’t.
Ever wonder why canine loves fishy smell like the feline? If you think it is all about fish, then you better go and hang yourself!
This happens for a reason – it has one of the human traits, have nose will sniff! (snigger, chuckle).
Ogling with intense fascination from roving eyes is natural, but as if mesmerised by what beholds before the naked eyes is the naked truth over the half-naked physique is otherwise.
His roving eyes help him to locate vulnerable areas from willing women for the “fun” of it is not rude or uncultured.
This happens for a reason – have eyes will travel.
This happens for a reason – have eyes will travel.
A gaze follows a pair of pert young buttocks down shows the inability to withstand the temptation and thrill appealing to his imagination that he is fantasing about. Such ogling is a dalliance that builds up the appetite for a hearty meal later.
This happens for a reason – to increase the libido and desire.
Have no bones to pick over this mystery series of “unintentional” because this is what the eyes are made for. Ogling can make a person feels so naked, so creepy and yet so complete!
This happens for a reason – to increase the libido and desire.
Have no bones to pick over this mystery series of “unintentional” because this is what the eyes are made for. Ogling can make a person feels so naked, so creepy and yet so complete!
It Is All In The Name Of The Game!
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Monday, 9 February 2009
The hostile takeover Mentri Besar of Umno regime - Zambry Abdul Kadir
The Hostile Takeover
We use the water approach," he says.
"Water can cool passions. We don't play fire with fire. As a humble mentri besar, I don't say we are the best but we have to make Perak to be once again the richest and most successful state in the country. Our main concern is to bring prosperity to all. I am the mentri besar for all Perakians regardless of party affiliations."
Before he ended his speech he announced a RM30,000 allocation for the Sam Tet orchestra which had performed earlier. malaysianinsider.
Yes, water can cool passion. Anyone who is sexually excited and has no avenues, go and take a cold bath to cool your passion. Sex related.
Yes, Umno does not play fire with fire but with money. This is what the hostile takeover is all about. Money related.
How can you be the mentri besar for all when our mentri besar is still Nizar Jamaluddin? Arrogance related.
Leave your “humble” mentri besar mumbo-jumbo aside. How can you know you can perform as a mentri besar? You want to make Perak to be the most successful and rich state in the country is fine. But the wealth goes to whom? Umno runs state have too many “rasuah kaki” is an open book. This is the prosperity you are talking about. Rasuah related.
So, this is all about SMAR – Sex, Money, Arrogance and Rasuah. SMAR is all indicated in your “beautiful” speech. Is this your criteria to be a mentri besar for all? It sounded so shitty!
As usual, the Umno style is to use money knowing too well that such funds can sweeten the Chinese lips especially from the MCA only. Like stray dogs searching for crumbs, the MCA goons will sing praises about how caring Umno is to its coalition partners.
It seems that Perak has no Indian schools or Indians so the disbursement of funds is not needed at all. So it goes to say that the Chinese in Perak are more important than the Indians and Malays. So how the hostile takeover Mentri Besar could substantiate his empty statement? “Our main concern is to bring prosperity to all”.
In Kuala Terengganu buy (by) – election, each Chinese eligible voter was given RM300 outright cash and an “ang pow” of RM 300 to vote for the Barisan candidate. What have the Malays and Indians received?
Now, the same Umno trademark is stamped in Perak for RM30,000 allocation for Sam Tet orchestra – it is music to the ears. Yes, Umno can buy votes, greedy hearts but not the minds.
The Perak political affair is a blessing in disguise. This has created awareness to open the eyes of more Malaysians over the state of affairs that Umno is capable of.
Words are easy to come by especially at desperate hours. Desperate people will do and say desperate things by disregarding repercussions and the feelings of the people who cast their votes for the government they want because the priority is for "their" selfish needs that have to be taken care for first.
We use the water approach," he says.
"Water can cool passions. We don't play fire with fire. As a humble mentri besar, I don't say we are the best but we have to make Perak to be once again the richest and most successful state in the country. Our main concern is to bring prosperity to all. I am the mentri besar for all Perakians regardless of party affiliations."
Before he ended his speech he announced a RM30,000 allocation for the Sam Tet orchestra which had performed earlier. malaysianinsider.
Yes, water can cool passion. Anyone who is sexually excited and has no avenues, go and take a cold bath to cool your passion. Sex related.
Yes, Umno does not play fire with fire but with money. This is what the hostile takeover is all about. Money related.
How can you be the mentri besar for all when our mentri besar is still Nizar Jamaluddin? Arrogance related.
Leave your “humble” mentri besar mumbo-jumbo aside. How can you know you can perform as a mentri besar? You want to make Perak to be the most successful and rich state in the country is fine. But the wealth goes to whom? Umno runs state have too many “rasuah kaki” is an open book. This is the prosperity you are talking about. Rasuah related.
So, this is all about SMAR – Sex, Money, Arrogance and Rasuah. SMAR is all indicated in your “beautiful” speech. Is this your criteria to be a mentri besar for all? It sounded so shitty!
As usual, the Umno style is to use money knowing too well that such funds can sweeten the Chinese lips especially from the MCA only. Like stray dogs searching for crumbs, the MCA goons will sing praises about how caring Umno is to its coalition partners.
It seems that Perak has no Indian schools or Indians so the disbursement of funds is not needed at all. So it goes to say that the Chinese in Perak are more important than the Indians and Malays. So how the hostile takeover Mentri Besar could substantiate his empty statement? “Our main concern is to bring prosperity to all”.
In Kuala Terengganu buy (by) – election, each Chinese eligible voter was given RM300 outright cash and an “ang pow” of RM 300 to vote for the Barisan candidate. What have the Malays and Indians received?
Now, the same Umno trademark is stamped in Perak for RM30,000 allocation for Sam Tet orchestra – it is music to the ears. Yes, Umno can buy votes, greedy hearts but not the minds.
The Perak political affair is a blessing in disguise. This has created awareness to open the eyes of more Malaysians over the state of affairs that Umno is capable of.
Words are easy to come by especially at desperate hours. Desperate people will do and say desperate things by disregarding repercussions and the feelings of the people who cast their votes for the government they want because the priority is for "their" selfish needs that have to be taken care for first.
Samy Vellu has nothing to say and can do nothing about it for the Indians in Perak. Remember his call of loyalty? “Kita bersama BN sampai kita mati.” How pathetic!
Zambry Abdul Kadir could not wait to be the new Mentri Besar of Perak. Look at him scrambling for the position is sickening. Like his mentor the heavy baggage DPM could not wait to become the new PM comes March. Like desperados, they could stop so low in their evil schemes even in the eyes of the rakyat!
This is a good sign that Perakians begin to be aware and realised that they have been shortchanged. Peaceful as they are, liting the candles is an excellent avenue to demonstrate their protest.
Mansuhkan ISA appears at any place for the message to get across to the people. The government depends heavily on this draconian law for suppression on freedom of speech DESPIT it is clearly enshrined in the Federal Constitution.
This shows how much the Perakians love their mentri besar. They are standing up for him in the event of any eventuality.
The billboard has a clear indication how much the DPM is loved by the people. Time will tell and the people will never be cowed over their rightful choice.
Now showing in all cinemas across the country (don't take it literally) and all tickets are sold out. A Malaysian Blockbluster ever in history!
Zambry Abdul Kadir could not wait to be the new Mentri Besar of Perak. Look at him scrambling for the position is sickening. Like his mentor the heavy baggage DPM could not wait to become the new PM comes March. Like desperados, they could stop so low in their evil schemes even in the eyes of the rakyat!
This is a good sign that Perakians begin to be aware and realised that they have been shortchanged. Peaceful as they are, liting the candles is an excellent avenue to demonstrate their protest.
Mansuhkan ISA appears at any place for the message to get across to the people. The government depends heavily on this draconian law for suppression on freedom of speech DESPIT it is clearly enshrined in the Federal Constitution.
This shows how much the Perakians love their mentri besar. They are standing up for him in the event of any eventuality.
The billboard has a clear indication how much the DPM is loved by the people. Time will tell and the people will never be cowed over their rightful choice.
Now showing in all cinemas across the country (don't take it literally) and all tickets are sold out. A Malaysian Blockbluster ever in history!
The Angry People of Jelapang
As I was browsing through for updates about what was going on in Perak, I stumbled upon the following images.
Whoever we are for the matter, feeling betrayed by someone we put our trust upon is the most painful experience. This is exactly how the angry Jelapang folks vent their anger on Hee Yit Foong (DAP-Jelapang).
Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi (PKR-Behrang) and Osman Jailu (PKR- Changkat Jering) make no difference either and let us see what receptions their constituents will be giving them.
The typical Umno’s deceit, “Tangan kanan beri madu dan tangan kiri beri racun.”
So fellow Malaysians, irrespective what social and educational background you are from, we have to stand up and support our Perakians to keep pushing for a legitimate state government – a government of the people’s choice. By allowing the plunderers to their ways, the rights of the rakyat will be eroded beyond redemption.
Whoever we are for the matter, feeling betrayed by someone we put our trust upon is the most painful experience. This is exactly how the angry Jelapang folks vent their anger on Hee Yit Foong (DAP-Jelapang).
Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi (PKR-Behrang) and Osman Jailu (PKR- Changkat Jering) make no difference either and let us see what receptions their constituents will be giving them.
Hee, you are the modern day female Judas. It is worth all the money UMNO gave you? How can you live in peace in Perak or anywhere in Malaysia? What have you done to your children? You sold your soul?
How can you appear in public anymore without being pelted with eggs and stones?Today, you are a leper? It's better to die than to live with this curse.
The Perak Chinese Community who were on the verge of receiving the land titles will curse you till your last breath. Even in death they will curse you. I suggest Perakian will build a permanent Tombstone for Hee at a cemetery in Jelapang.
Now bring all those millions to Hell. In case you do not know, Judas, threw away his money and hanged himself. Go, do the same!!!
Posted by Mr. Smith
The typical Umno’s deceit, “Tangan kanan beri madu dan tangan kiri beri racun.”
So fellow Malaysians, irrespective what social and educational background you are from, we have to stand up and support our Perakians to keep pushing for a legitimate state government – a government of the people’s choice. By allowing the plunderers to their ways, the rights of the rakyat will be eroded beyond redemption.
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Sunday, 8 February 2009
Saturday, 7 February 2009
HOSTILE TAKEOVER
Perak Menteri Besar Mohd Nizar JamaluddinThe Perak Mentri Besar is the man who is loved by Perakians and Malaysians except, of course the Umnoputras.
Why the silver state has become the first “victim” of the hostile takeover after a historical win in the last general election? Simple. People want the change, and the “change” happened because of the rights the Perakians have to choose who to administer the state.
A PAS candidate to be a Mentri Besar is the right choice but it is the shameful coalition “aduns” who made a mockery out of Pakatan Rakyat.
These are the three sewer rats that all Malaysians will not forgive and forget. Let them be the Independent candidates to be in BN folds. Anyway, look at the BN component parties that are in the shambles and let these three lowdown sewer rats add to the numbers. It is a good riddance somehow. This is why and how the silver state has become the "victim".What pains the Perakians and Malaysians is to see a good Mentri Besar caught in the web of the DPM’s deceits.
Let the new Umno’s Mentri Besar warms the seat because it won’t be long his butt is going to get baked like the salted fish put up to dry in Pulau Pangkor.
Ever thought why the former Umno’s Mentri Besar Mohammad Tajol Rosli Ghazali wanted to step down as the Umno chief in Perak? Perhaps he knew what he was expected to do but refused to dirty his hands. The DPM had no choice and dirtied his hands further. So, what has happened now is the proof that the two "aduns" had disappeared for a purpose.
We arrived at Ipoh through Simpang Pulai and our buddy Noh, was ready to take us to the stadium. The expected crowd of ten thousand would gather and this really had me excited. He broke the disappointing news that the planned gathering had changed to the Mentri Besar official residence. The stadium was lockdown!
Making a few turns which seem so easy, we reached to an open space car park, a stone’s throw to our destination. As we walked in the Mentri Besar residence, visibly there was a gathering crowd lingering around because the packed multi-purpose hall was filled to the brim.
The Unit Amal lined in parallel until the main door of the Mentri Besar’s residence. As people began to stream in, the congestion could be felt.The constant flow of sympathizers and supporters armed with banners wasted no time to display their displeasure. The locals have no problem to detour from the stadium and soon the compound became a hive of activities.
The early birds took comfort at the extended canopy and catching up with old friends who came along.
As I moved around, I eavesdropped what the conversation was about. It was the same old repeats about the rotten sewer rats. The tension was gathering when chanting for the support of the Mentri Besar echoed to where I was.
By the time I reached the porch, thousands had gathered with high-octane atmosphere filling the air. I sat on the damp ground and sent messages to my eager friends waiting anxiously for the news and outcome of the situation.
I moved back to where the canopy was and just could not believe myself that I had to literally elbow my way around.
If what you are reading now are lies, you better believe it. In the Bolehland, anyone can disappear and appear on “fancy” and the most of all, the rumours you hear will soon come true.
As if premeditated, the siren from the FRU truck blared as I moved to the porch. Following the crowd that surged to the main entrance, I could see human barricade was about to form from inside. For a moment, I thought the police was going to charge in, but it turned out to be like a cheap Hollywood made movie.
When the Mentri Besar had finished his speech, we sauntered out of the residence. It was timely that we encountered with a mammoth crowd lined along the road.
It was an unprecedented scene where anger could not be contained any longer. A three-lane road was narrowed to one-lane as the crowd gathered at one spot wanting to have a share of satisfaction for the night.
Those nearby had a share of stamping their feet on the image of the DPM. Curses, swearing and accusation were not spared. Does the DPM deserve such one-cent worth of treatment? I guess so. He deserves it to the core!
Then, the banner which had the image of the DPM was placed in the middle of the road to be run over by the honking vehicles passing by.
I switched off my video camera and sniggered as I walked to where the car was parked. What was it so funny about the whole prank? Well, just like anyone else I had a share to vent my anger too!
The early birds took comfort at the extended canopy and catching up with old friends who came along.
As I moved around, I eavesdropped what the conversation was about. It was the same old repeats about the rotten sewer rats. The tension was gathering when chanting for the support of the Mentri Besar echoed to where I was.
By the time I reached the porch, thousands had gathered with high-octane atmosphere filling the air. I sat on the damp ground and sent messages to my eager friends waiting anxiously for the news and outcome of the situation.
The venting of anger began deafeningly by chanting with strong gesticulations of the
arms. Man, woman and child cut through race and the catchy “Altanthuya – Mongolia” was the top hit of the night. Note: I preferred those sung by the supporters in K.Terengganu at polling eve. They were better orchestrated with the clapping of hands and sung with enthusiasm.
I moved back to where the canopy was and just could not believe myself that I had to literally elbow my way around.
If what you are reading now are lies, you better believe it. In the Bolehland, anyone can disappear and appear on “fancy” and the most of all, the rumours you hear will soon come true.
As if premeditated, the siren from the FRU truck blared as I moved to the porch. Following the crowd that surged to the main entrance, I could see human barricade was about to form from inside. For a moment, I thought the police was going to charge in, but it turned out to be like a cheap Hollywood made movie.
When the Mentri Besar had finished his speech, we sauntered out of the residence. It was timely that we encountered with a mammoth crowd lined along the road.
It was an unprecedented scene where anger could not be contained any longer. A three-lane road was narrowed to one-lane as the crowd gathered at one spot wanting to have a share of satisfaction for the night.
Those nearby had a share of stamping their feet on the image of the DPM. Curses, swearing and accusation were not spared. Does the DPM deserve such one-cent worth of treatment? I guess so. He deserves it to the core!
Then, the banner which had the image of the DPM was placed in the middle of the road to be run over by the honking vehicles passing by.
I switched off my video camera and sniggered as I walked to where the car was parked. What was it so funny about the whole prank? Well, just like anyone else I had a share to vent my anger too!
Compliments from EyeSpy.
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